god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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