it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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