I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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