He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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