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  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:24pm

    Shut up with all your "it's axe" "oh no, it's rake". You haven't seen this girl's face, you don't know what she looks like she's been attacked with.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:47pm

    I know who you are talking about...

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:15pm

    what is this "it's actually?" screwdriver is funnier than axe or rake anyway

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:03pm

    So in other words, she is Rumple Fugly.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48pm

    uhm, how does that happen?

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:27pm

    I thought the phrase was it looked like his/her face was on fire and somebody put it out with a wet brick

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:00pm

    I don't care if it's a repeat, it made me laugh!

  • 55 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:20am

    Huh, it's a South Park thing now? Back in the day it was "... with a pitchfork." That was... 10 years ago. Fuck, I got old.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:10am

    You guys need to quit picking on 415. By the way, 415, you accidentally put an 'S' at the beginning of your sentence. I can see that personal pronouns are a problem for you, but don't worry- we understand. Your sentence really should read, "HE looked like HIS face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver. "

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:41pm

    hahaha "tools". sorry, I couldn't help myself

  • 63 64
    Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 25, 10 at 4:02am

    Haha I laughed out loud in the middle of lecture... Worth it!

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:02pm

    jesus fucking christ

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42pm

    ....I like "an ice pick" over a screw driver but the point is the same.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:09pm

    hahahahha. And who cares what follows "tried to ___ it out with____" The more variations the better, keeps it fresh

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:40pm

    SOUTH PARK QUOTE!!!!

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:28pm

    i prefer stomped it out while wearing golf spikes

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:47pm

    tried to put it out with a flaming sack of poo

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:25pm

    horrible mental image! ... but awesome.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:20pm

    hahaha made me laugh out loud

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:40pm

    all variations are funny, theres no right way of saying it. gotta say the wet brick is funny as hell tho

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm

    best. analogy. ever.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51pm

    lmao, screwdriver is perfect

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:18pm

    sooo funny... sooo funny screw driver is great!! super great!

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:31am

    love this analogy...hope you didnt fuck her

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:21am

    lol @ 524!!! hahahahaha this is so fucked up but i cant stop laughing

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:35am

    nah it was terrance and phillip from SP and i think it was "your face is so ugly it looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver."

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:39am

    south park not without my anus terrance and philip explain ugly bob as that

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:30pm

    i like "screwdriver"

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:16pm

    why would you put face fire out with a screw driver?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:37pm

    damn. must be one nasty bitch.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:44pm

    it should officially be changed to "tried to put it out with a bottle of acid"

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:07am

    yeah, definitely poor girl

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:34pm

    the correct phrase is "it looks like her face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a rake"

  • 58 92
    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Mar 20, 10 at 4:09am

    South park already did it - still funny though (:

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:11am

    Ugly bob is so ugly it looks like someone tried putting out a forest fire with a screwdriver

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:08pm

    it's actually "it looked like her face caught fire and someone put it out with an axe".

  • 35 61
    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 10, 11 at 1:59pm

    Sheesh! It's supposed to be "looks like her face caught fire and someone beat it out with a rake" or track shoe is my other option! Bahahaha

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:39pm

    I think it's a someone put it out with a/an _________. jesus there is no right way, you tools.

  • 41 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:21pm

    screwdriver is deff the best, but i've heard and makes the most sense that a fire be put out with a shovel, hence shovel face.