i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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