Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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