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  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:24am

    Dude that's kinda gross. I like boning as much as every other guy but I still like to sleep in a clean bed. But hey, everyone has their own quirks I guess..

  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:41pm

    I know exactly how you feel! I always loved trying to avoid the wet spot...and then the hard spot :)

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:10pm

    It's not the cum that's missed it's the symbolism of it. I think it's kinda cute.

  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:52am

    If OP is a girl Hell Yeah if OP is a dude -high five-

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:46pm

    My name's Jameson. I usually clean up the cumin my bed.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:02pm

    There are MUCH better ways to text "I miss sex."

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:44pm

    "Weird" isn't strong enough. You've graduated to "disturbing".

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:00am

    Freshmen girls, especially hot white ones...

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:52pm

    You didn't think 4:02 reeked of virgin with overactive imagination?

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:35pm

    no one misses symbolism, 4:10. well, maybe writers, but normal people miss symbols ASSOCIATED WITH objects, not the symbolism itself. oh, and it's not cute at all.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:56am

    Maybe you should start having the guy pull out

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:43pm

    Is this a dude counting his trophy splats? make her swallow!

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:01am

    Yeah, I dont like the idea of sleeping in cum....but hey, whatever

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:36pm

    guy or a girl? haha.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:20am

    Sounds like a dumb bitch

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:56pm

    Make sure you lick it off the bedsheet, whore.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 12:28am

    Boo you whore. But maybe this season will pick up?

  • 47 57
    Submitted by MandyPants662 on Apr 30, 10 at 10:27pm

    I completely understand.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:16pm

    Once again. Fuckin north side of chii...

  • 27 22
    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 15, 11 at 2:46am

    ... Only in Rockford. Ugh..

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:48pm

    It's very weird. I hate cum.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:13am

    WTF? Shitty text. No wonder they didn't reply. Lmao

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:43pm

    4:02 - you're the man!

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:39pm

    Yes, that is weird. That's disgusting.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:14pm

    Meet me at jamesons!

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:46pm

    i loved finding cum in my bed, knowing i fucked an idiot and had to wash my sheets early.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 1:02am

    Cum is just an extra layering of bleach over your sheets. Perfectly normal.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:02pm

    ive cummed on a girls back the past 5 times since school started. and used the shirt she wore that night to wipe it off... is that fucked up? i love college. haha.

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:29pm

    You get a visit form the fail whale Lol stole that from fml Billy mays says that you are a creep