Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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