i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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