Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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