just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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