I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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