we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and she was petting her beer can
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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