I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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