How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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