What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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