You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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