? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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