Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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