I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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