do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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