I'm so fucking centered right now
Soap is not a condiment
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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