my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Randomize