you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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