Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize