My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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Your cock deserves a montage
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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