I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Barsexuality is the new black.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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