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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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