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  • 62 39
    Submitted by bobharris21 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:18pm
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    The website name is Texts from Last Night, not Pretend a joke you heard is your real life because you have no interesting stories of your own...

  • 58 37
    Submitted by Hiphoppopodemus on Apr 10, 10 at 2:59pm
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    demetri martin joke. lame.

    • 42 63
      Submitted by vinto on Apr 12, 10 at 2:58pm
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      Agreed

  • 55 48
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 10, 10 at 1:15pm
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    Hahahaha this is funny.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by drmike777 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:26pm
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    Yeah, should have a rim shot on a snare drum at the end of that.

  • 55 53
    Submitted by arioch9 on Apr 10, 10 at 11:26pm
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    Demetri martin is a beast. At least give him credit.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Apr 10, 10 at 1:37pm
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    This is hilarious. Truly funny

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anto687 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:18pm
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    Who cares if it's fake, this is the first TFLN I laughed aloud at since first visiting the site and trawling back around 50 pages in a sitting!

  • 47 52
    Submitted by doomsday on Apr 10, 10 at 2:50pm
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    Fake or not, that's some funny shit

  • 45 51
    Submitted by he_was_a_ruhtard on Apr 10, 10 at 1:47pm
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    Haha good shit

  • 37 38
    Submitted by rhythmbandit on Apr 10, 10 at 5:01pm
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    Yeah. This is an old joke. Good one OP

  • 46 57
    Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 10, 10 at 5:39pm
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    That's an old vaudville joke....all that was missing was the drum "badum-dum" at the punchline

  • 41 52
    Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 10, 10 at 4:08pm
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    I literally just snorted. Funny as crap!

  • 39 49
    Submitted by tnip on Apr 10, 10 at 11:15pm
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    Where the fuck are the moderators on this shit?

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:53am
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    15 flights?! Do you mean elevator??

  • 40 54
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 3:54pm
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    You didn't move cuz you were impaled in someones dick.

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 10, 10 at 1:15pm
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    Dickdick first dickdick

  • 35 50
    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:01am
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    I don't get it?

  • 33 49
    Submitted by silpandslide on Apr 10, 10 at 2:25pm
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    Lmfao

  • 34 52
    Submitted by gryphin on May 4, 10 at 1:30pm
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    Heard dmitri tell that on slacker at my desk, read this plgrism pooping on break all in one hr. Feel I should turn DM's name into numbers and play lotto.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by luv2lafme2 on Apr 12, 10 at 6:14am
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    That shit was too funny!

  • 34 62
    Submitted by fuggedaboudit on Apr 10, 10 at 3:39pm
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    Go ahead and give Dimitri Martin his props for that one OP.

  • 36 71
    Submitted by suuup on Apr 10, 10 at 1:15pm
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    ?? Gaayyy.