So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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