Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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