Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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