Slut skills are useful in every country.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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