So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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