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  • 65 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:26am

    keep the high five alive

  • 85 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:26am

    whoever said chivalry was dead had clearly not met this guy. thanks for restoring my faith.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:24pm

    hahahahaha seriously. I would have cried and wanted to stop. On behalf of girls everywhere, thank you!

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:05am

    aww that is sweet, but make sure it was fart and not a queef...that could be awkward for you.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:57am

    He's sweet for taking advantage of the situation to keep going?..

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:33pm

    awww that was so so nice :-D

  • 45 36
    Submitted by AvsStina87 on Oct 30, 10 at 5:46am

    Bahahaha this seriously just made my night

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:23pm

    I didn't think JoCo guys could be anything other than assholes, being an 816 girl. But this may have changed my mind!

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:42pm

    wow soo great of you.. i want a guy like that! ;D

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:36pm

    I think it was you who actually farted!

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:26am

    Well, that's the nastiest yet sweetest text I've ever read.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:19pm

    Thats awesome! What a guy! Hahahaha...

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:57am

    ahaha, wow. that's awesome.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:53am

    aww. what a gentleman!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:53pm

    way to represent JOCO!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:30pm

    that is fucking amazing.....classy man right there!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:06pm

    keeper or liar? just cuz shes a bitch (can't own up to passing gas) doesn't mean you have to lie why not go on fucking like it didn't happen? or you could both laugh and keep fucking or you could make a stupid joke, "dont like when i fuck that direction?" good luck man!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:11pm

    That is so sweet of you!

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:28pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:49pm

    it was prolly a queef if you were having sex

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:31am

    You are a genious and quality human being.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:02pm

    This tactic doesn't make any sense. How could she not know that you know she farted? What, maybe you were confused and thought it was your fart that came out of her butt?

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:55pm

    LMAO!! wow your a great guy

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:19pm

    Wow that's awful. Now she knows you are a pussy. Either ignore it completely or use it to make a good tease out of it, like the commenter that said "what, you don't like when I fuck in this direction"

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:43am

    HAHA now thats classic right there!!! yes amazing! u should have said: That okay baby...Most girls Sh*t when I do that.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 5:03am

    That is honestly the sweetest thing I've ever read.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:22pm

    wow....that's is so funny!

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:02pm

    why would she be embarrassed? it happens, just deal with it.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:37am

    Chivlary is not dead... You just haven't met the person you want to be chivlarous to, and if you will never be a gentleman, then you probably won't ever find a decent girl... This text is sweet. End of story

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 2:49pm

    oh my god that is classic.

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:32am

    How is that a nice thing to do? Okay, I guess in one type of context it would be but it clearly states that he only took the blame for her fart out of fear that she would stop having sex with him. It was all for the sex, people. Don't be fooled... chivalry is still dead.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:47am

    way to take the blame!! thats kick ass

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 7:32pm

    No but seriously, did it smell?!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:58pm

    Hahaha. Hes AWESOME cause he was so nice about it. Im impressed.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    this is the nicest thing i've ever heard. im so happy now

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:33am

    Maybe it was her dog...

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:19pm

    that's just a stupid text. not funny.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by unscathed on Jun 7, 10 at 2:07am

    Sweet.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:49pm

    That is a man who knows what he wants.... no matter the cost. I hope the scent didn't wreck the wood bro

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:33am

    Maybe it was her dog...

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:48pm

    Wait how do you know she didnt queff??

  • 34 50
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 5, 10 at 10:29am

    EPIC WIN FOR CHIVALRY!

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:43am

    golden. just picture the split second of fear, silence, and awkwardness between the fart and his rescue.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:44pm

    you guys are saying hes all nice for doing that for her, he did that for him to keep fucking

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:24pm

    Prime example of male ingenuity.... Awesome

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 9:55pm

    Such a gentleman!! I would be relieved....

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 4:47pm

    hahahahahaha this is hilarious!!

  • 25 42
    Submitted by tee_essing on Jun 5, 11 at 9:38am

    Your a nice guy. I genuinely hope it works out for you two.

  • 22 42
    Submitted by zoey1989 on Sep 21, 11 at 6:02pm

    Awe sweetest move ever!!!!

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:30am

    u should have said: That okay baby...Most girls Sh*t when I do that.

  • 36 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:48pm

    haha i just laughed so hard! amazing.

  • 35 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 1:48am

    I wonder if she was getting fucked in the ass when she farted