loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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