$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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