a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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