The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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