I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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