i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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