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  • 65 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:19pm

    If you are motorboating a vag, you're doin' it wrong.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:01am

    lmfao 7:34 you remind me of someone !! but yes , if i could press the like button for this text I WOULD. !

  • 58 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:15pm

    im starting to think that this site is ran by 12 yr olds

    • 29 42
      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jan 14, 11 at 12:42am

      Maybe that would be better because a 12 year old would know the difference between ran and run.

  • 54 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:50am

    What tha hell?! Is this the new age way to for dad to explain the birds and the bees? lol son txts dad: "dad, what's oral?" Dad: the message above! LOL PRICELESS!!!!

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    I don't know why TFNL censors certain things....

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:00pm

    Can someone explain anal?

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:56am

    Is the OP explaining this to a virgin who's been living under a rock?

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:01pm

    how are babies made?

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:52pm

    Heaven help the girl drunk enough to let you "moterboat" her... worst oral EVER!

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    ugh took 5 tries and 3 different wordings but I finally got that one out^^

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:09pm

    there seriously needs to be a minimum age before one is allowed posting here. all these texts from 12 year olds are pathetic.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:37pm

    the TFLN moderators should be fucked in the ass with a broken beer bottle for letting this post on the site. Absofuckinglutely stupid

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:50pm

    if you're moterboating a vag you're definitely doing it wrong... i don't know any girl who likes it like that.

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:34pm

    then i'm pretty sure your technique is lacking.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:30pm

    Girls, if you find a guy who is good going down, marry him. Remember that other guys either think pussy smells or have no technique.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:35pm

    I tried the motorboating a vagina thing. It was a whole bunch of fun for me but I'm not sure how much she enjoyed it.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:12pm

    Let me guess, (330) and the person they're texting are both virgins.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:59am

    is the OP explainging this to a 7 year old?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:07pm

    how is this voted a good night? bad: having to explain oral sex in its most basic form to someone too stupid to understand bad: thinking motorboating a vagina is a good idea

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:51am

    Anal is where u let someone fuck your ass

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:08am

    These texts aren't from 12 year olds, they're from 10 year olds

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:48pm

    Who the fuck motorboats a vagina? Are they trying to be a vibrator?

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:59am

    excellent scientific description.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:08pm

    You're supposed to blow air into it and then punch her in the stomach

  • 28 31
    Submitted by RoffMain on Sep 18, 11 at 10:10pm

    Okay. Thanks, Mom.

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:47pm

    Bad description, but i didnt learn what oral sex was till i was almost 17 so this doesn't mean it's a 12 year old B/ although i have to admit my boyfriend laughed at me when i told him i didnt know what he was talking about