its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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