I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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