Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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