the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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