what day is it and did you see me today?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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