no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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