i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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