what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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