i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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